Hello. I bought a donkey but (a bit like me) he is very lonely. He is a Socialist, so non-Socialist donkeys should please not apply.
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He thinks George Orwell's Homage to Catalonia is a profound defence of the rights of the disadvantaged, including donkeys. He believes that one day donkeys and dogs, and even cats, will be fully equal with humans. And he believes this Revolution will begin in Spain, specifically Alicante. Down with all Franquists!
PS What did they put in my wine?!