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The Benidorm Triangle

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:55am
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Relyat

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It used to be the Bermuda triangle. An area notorious for the capacity to make objects large and small seemingly vanish.

I've not heard of any happenings there for a while now and I think I understand why.  Going by posts on this forum, it appears that whatever force was present in the Bermuda area has now moved to Benidorm. Any number of items have reportedly vanished, spirited away from their bemused owners.

What, I wonder, causes this? Aliens, black holes, magic water, perhaps not enough water. Can anyone who lives there enlighten us? I think that we should be told, lest more innocents abroad fall foul of this dastardly phenomenon

P.S. I'm thinking of taking the present Mrs Relyat there for a few days, what do you think?

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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:04am

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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:04am

Interesting comparison. Best of luck and hope you both have a lovely enjoyable trouble fee time.

If not then she may end up as the former Mrs Relyat. 😮

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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:12am

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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:12am

Ha ha brilliant !! " The bennidorm triangle " !.. nice idea bout taking the Mrs I might do the same ..... 😂

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:54am

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:54am

There seems to be some strange force that attracts wallets purses and mobile phones and renders their owners with temporary amnesia, is it the Men in Black International I wonder? 

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:16am

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:16am

Nope it's definitely aliens in the back of taxis that these mysterious goings are takeing place , ( or at the kebab shop's ?) 

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Relyat

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:52pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:52pm

Just planning for the impending trip. It seems de-rigueur to take any number of belongings, which is counter intuitive given the speed with which they disappear, so I've started to compile a list.

So far, I have passport, pet passport, driving licence, SIP card, bank cards, vehicle log book, ITV documents, birth certificate, had I an obscenely expensive watch I would add that.

Is there anything I've missed?

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:34pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:34pm

Relyat wrote on Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:52pm:

Just planning for the impending trip. It seems de-rigueur to take any number of belongings, which is counter intuitive given the speed with which they disappear, so I've started to compile a list.

So far, I have passport, pet passport, driving licence, SIP card, bank cards, vehicle log book, ITV documents, birth certificate, had I an obscenely expensive watch I would add that....

...

Is there anything I've missed?

Yeh! bring & sell the watch. RayD will sort the (all the stuff you don´t want to here about, tax, stuff etc.....They´ll be safer with every day). & more importantly leave the GBP with Boris, Corbyn etc. They´ll sort it..... I promise.

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:37pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:37pm

Relyat wrote on Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:52pm:

Just planning for the impending trip. It seems de-rigueur to take any number of belongings, which is counter intuitive given the speed with which they disappear, so I've started to compile a list.

So far, I have passport, pet passport, driving licence, SIP card, bank cards, vehicle log book, ITV documents, birth certificate, had I an obscenely expensive watch I would add that....

...

Is there anything I've missed?

Deeds to your house ??

Villas

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:40pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:40pm

Dlrsantapola wrote on Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:37pm:

Deeds to your house ??

I got a donkey? Thinking of a name change.?

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:42pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:42pm

Villas wrote on Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:40pm:

I got a donkey? Thinking of a name change.?

Villas

For you or the Donkey ?

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