Covid-19 - a little light relief.....

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:39pm

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Kimmy11

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I saw this on a friend's FB page and have unashamedly pinched it to share a little light relief:

10 Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close....

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog.... we had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practice social-distancing.... from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.

🤣🤣🤣

Happy Wednesday everyone! It is Wednesday, right.....?? 😉

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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:01am

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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:01am

Kimmy...You 'pinched' this...YOU, are a VERY norty gerl!😅.

This contribution? Brilliant!

Thank you SO much for giving us the final giggle of 2020.

Please continue to offer your wisdom, words and great advice on this, The Costa Blanca Forum...It is MUCH appreciated...🅱️🌹🐹.

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:47am

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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:47am

Thanks for the giggles! :)

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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:11pm

Bryan995 wrote on Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:01am:
Kimmy...You 'pinched' this...YOU, are a VERY norty gerl!😅.
This contribution? Brilliant!

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Thank you SO much for giving us the final giggle of 2020.
Please continue to offer your wisdom, words and great advice on this, The Costa Blanca Forum...It is MUCH appreciated...🅱️🌹🐹.

Here here. Thank you Kim for this and all you contribute to make this forum a happy place.

Happy New Year to you and all the lovely forum members🎉💥🎉💥.

Jackie and Bex

Posted: Fri Jan 1, 2021 12:32am

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Posted: Fri Jan 1, 2021 12:32am

And to you, Bex and Jackie, and to all the lovely people on here who I have the pleasure of chatting to each day. I hope I've been able to return the compliment, reciprocating even a little of the help I'm so grateful to receive from you all.

2020 has been a tough year for us all, I wish you everything you wish for yourselves and hope we all have a much better 2021.

Big hugs and virtual kisses! 😘

Stay safe guys,

Kim

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Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2021 5:38pm

Kimmy11 wrote on Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:39pm:
I saw this on a friend's FB page and have unashamedly pinched it to share a little light relief:
10 Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close....

Read more...

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog.... we had a good laugh.
5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?
7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
8. I need to practice social-distancing.... from the refrigerator.
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
🤣🤣🤣
Happy Wednesday everyone! It is Wednesday, right.....?? 😉

Haha...excellent...just what the group needed. Thanks Kimmy. Happy 3 Kings Day (if that is the right salutation) from both of us.

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Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2021 6:39pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2021 6:39pm

De nada Dave and Jules!

No. 10 really tickled me, but I'm worried about No. 4 - I was doing that long before Covid!

Stay safe,

Kim ;o)

Posted: Thu Jan 7, 2021 11:53am

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Posted: Thu Jan 7, 2021 11:53am

Kimmy11 wrote on Wed Jan 6, 2021 6:39pm:
De nada Dave and Jules!
No. 10 really tickled me, but I'm worried about No. 4 - I was doing that long before Covid!

Read more...

Stay safe,
Kim ;o)

Haha...we always talk to our cats...even if largely ignored, there are white lies too...such as 'we won't be long...' despite being out for the next 3 hours at Leroys...

Am not sure about #1 either for 2021...we did, but the calendar is tiny...not a lot of space to write things, but there again, maybe there won't be much to write!

Stay well, stay safe and stay warm (didn't expect snow last night)! Another 2 weeks and it will be sun bed weather again.

D&J

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:00pm

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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:00pm

Kimmy11 wrote on Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:39pm:
I saw this on a friend's FB page and have unashamedly pinched it to share a little light relief:
10 Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close....

Read more...

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog.... we had a good laugh.
5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?
7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
8. I need to practice social-distancing.... from the refrigerator.
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
🤣🤣🤣
Happy Wednesday everyone! It is Wednesday, right.....?? 😉