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AndrewandJo

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:43am

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:43am

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What just like that....

Grannyrose

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47am

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47am

AndrewandJo wrote on Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:43am:

What just like that....

“OR WAS IT LIKE THAT”

Grannyrose

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:59pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:59pm

A man walked into a bar , he went ohhhh

It was an iron bar! 

Tommy Cooper 

I can still hear him!

Villas

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:42pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:42pm

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I took to the vet about my cat. 

He said, "Is it a tom?",

 I said no it´s outside in the car!

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Marie488

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04pm

Does anyone know how many Covid 19 cases have been confirmed in Orihuela Costa?

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doug26

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:11pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:11pm

Very interesting.. We were wai ting a comparison between last years deaths due to the flu. And this year. We know this is a new strain, but is it so much worse than previous strains.. 

LynneandNick

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:16pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:16pm

Tommy...….I went to the barber and said " How much is a hair cut?" he said "£20" I said "how much is a shave?" he said "a fiver" I said...……"shave my head!!!"

Villas

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:21pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:21pm

LynneandNick wrote on Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:16pm:

Tommy...….I went to the barber and said " How much is a hair cut?" he said "£20" I said "how much is a shave?" he said "a fiver" I said...……"shave my head!!!"

to The psychiatrist:

Doctor, I keep thinking I´m a dog. Well, lay down on the couch.

I´m not allowed on the couch.

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LynneandNick

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:26pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:26pm

My husband adores Tommy. We have several books of his jokes

My wife used to say " I'd go to hell and back for you" I said "you don't have to come back"

I went in a pub and had a ploughman's lunch...…..he was mad!!!

Do this for a quick laugh...…go into an antique shop and say "what's new"

I was just thinking...…what do you give a sick florist?

Keep smiling all

Lynne xx

AndrewandJo

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:47pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:47pm

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

I met Tommy Cooper once he was staying at the same hotel and after his performance he came into the hotel bar and told me and my work colleagues jokes from 1am to 5am. Didn't buy a drink but kept us in stitches so we were happy to pay for the rounds. We weren't very fit for work next day but Tommy left to appear in Sheffield that night - what a performer!

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