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What just like that....
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:43am
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What just like that....
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47am
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AndrewandJo wrote on Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:43am:
What just like that....
“OR WAS IT LIKE THAT”
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:59pm
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A man walked into a bar , he went ohhhh
It was an iron bar!
Tommy Cooper
I can still hear him!
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I took to the vet about my cat.
He said, "Is it a tom?",
I said no it´s outside in the car!
V
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04pm
Does anyone know how many Covid 19 cases have been confirmed in Orihuela Costa?
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Very interesting.. We were wai ting a comparison between last years deaths due to the flu. And this year. We know this is a new strain, but is it so much worse than previous strains..
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:16pm
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Tommy...….I went to the barber and said " How much is a hair cut?" he said "£20" I said "how much is a shave?" he said "a fiver" I said...……"shave my head!!!"
LynneandNick wrote on Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:16pm:
Tommy...….I went to the barber and said " How much is a hair cut?" he said "£20" I said "how much is a shave?" he said "a fiver" I said...……"shave my head!!!"
to The psychiatrist:
Doctor, I keep thinking I´m a dog. Well, lay down on the couch.
I´m not allowed on the couch.
V
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:26pm
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My husband adores Tommy. We have several books of his jokes
My wife used to say " I'd go to hell and back for you" I said "you don't have to come back"
I went in a pub and had a ploughman's lunch...…..he was mad!!!
Do this for a quick laugh...…go into an antique shop and say "what's new"
I was just thinking...…what do you give a sick florist?
Keep smiling all
Lynne xx
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:47pm
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
I met Tommy Cooper once he was staying at the same hotel and after his performance he came into the hotel bar and told me and my work colleagues jokes from 1am to 5am. Didn't buy a drink but kept us in stitches so we were happy to pay for the rounds. We weren't very fit for work next day but Tommy left to appear in Sheffield that night - what a performer!
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