Black testicles
A male patient. In hospital asked the young nurse
Are my testicles black
Thinking the man was a bit delirious she just ignored him
When he asked again are my testicles black
So she lifted the covers then lifted his manhood and had a little look around
Then answered no your testicles look fine
The man then pulls down his mask and says to the young nurse
That was really nice what you did there but will you listen carefully
Are my test results back