Have to smile when reading these posts! Thank you Villas (or is that Villa's?!) for taking the time to make the original post.
I did wonder why the Spanish spoke so loudly, or as my Dad would have said "Loud enough to speak over three fields.... Sheffield, Huddersfield and Macclesfield!" there is some sense in what you say but it does take me back to my childhood and makes me think of 'Allo 'Allo (Now there is a new apostrophe challenge for you Vill'ass!) - "Listen wery carefully, I vill say zis only wance!" (does that make me racist?)
Anyway, the point is, nice to see some harmless humour injected on to the forum. Happy Days! (Mr Cunningham anyone?!)
Laughing all the way to the Leeds :o)