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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:42am
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Granadagordon46

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When I arrived on this planet on 25th February 1946  I received a 100 year life licence and I've just used up 75 years of it.

Now I'm rather 'miffed' to have lost more than one year of my precious time because of covid restrictions, as I'm sure many other people are.

So I've applied for a 12 month extension to my original licence ,and I've  submitted my application verbally by 'prayer mode'.

However I thought it might be wise to also make a written request and at first I thought I could send copies of my application to some of the sub gods.

I considered submitting my applications to Boris at number 10, Downing Street, Donald at Trump Towers and Bill at number one, Microsoft Way, but after some thoughts decided against this as they are only Wanabee Gods....

Oh Well I think I'll just rely on my verbal request...

Saludos,

              Gordon

tebo53

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:03am

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:03am

Granadagordon46 wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:42am:

When I arrived on this planet on 25th February 1946  I received a 100 year life licence and I've just used up 75 years of it.

Now I'm rather 'miffed' to have lost more than one year of my precious time because of covid restrictions, as I'm sure many other people are.

So I've applied for a 12 month extension to my original licence ,and I've  submitted my application verbally by 'prayer mode'.

However I thought it might be wise to also make a written request and at first I thought I could send copies of my application to some of the sub gods.

I considered submitting my applications to Boris at number 10, Downing Street, Donald at Trump Towers and Bill at number one, Microsoft Way, but after some thoughts decided against this as they are only Wanabee Gods....

Oh Well I think I'll just rely on my verbal request...

Saludos,

              Gordon

Just brilliant Gordon, 🤣🤣🤣

Steve 

Denise1830

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:14am

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:14am

Very good, love it! 

Villas

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:20am

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:20am

Granadagordon46 wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:42am:

When I arrived on this planet on 25th February 1946  I received a 100 year life licence and I've just used up 75 years of it.

Now I'm rather 'miffed' to have lost more than one year of my precious time because of covid restrictions, as I'm sure many other people are.

So I've applied for a 12 month extension to my original licence ,and I've  submitted my application verbally by 'prayer mode'.

However I thought it might be wise to also make a written request and at first I thought I could send copies of my application to some of the sub gods.

I considered submitting my applications to Boris at number 10, Downing Street, Donald at Trump Towers and Bill at number one, Microsoft Way, but after some thoughts decided against this as they are only Wanabee Gods....

Oh Well I think I'll just rely on my verbal request...

Saludos,

              Gordon

Gordon, I hope after your "three score years & ten", you remembered to renew for new colour-change of "licence", including your vaccination passport certificate, (hind)-sight test & correct blue "monkey-mask"

  • Type I Face Mask
  • Type I R Face Mask
  • Type II Face Mask
  • Type II R Face Mask
  • FFP2 Face Mask
  • FFP3 Face Mask
  • N95 Face Mask
When arriving at the pearly "Gates". (where everybody’s dying to get in.) remember, one only has 90 days permission (in a 180 rolling period) ie:

Stay Rule Explained:

The 180-day period keeps rolling, thus, anytime a "traveller" wishes to enter the Heaven Schengen zone, he/she just have to count backwards the last 180 days, and see if they have been present in the (underworld, abyss, inferno,purgatory or Schengen Zone) for more than 90 days throughout that period. If not, apparently they have a vaccine promised, dependent on age of course. (i´m told).

V

Granadagordon46

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:20am

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:20am

tebo53 wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:03am:

Just brilliant Gordon, 🤣🤣🤣

Steve 

Thank You Steve....

But my wife says that you shouldn't encourage me.....

Saludos ,

             Gordon

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Granadagordon46

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:22am

Granadagordon46

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:22am

Denise1830 wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:14am:

Very good, love it! 

Thank You Denise...Much Appreciated.....!!!

Saludos,

              Gordon

Granadagordon46

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:26am

Granadagordon46

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:26am

Villas wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:20am:

Gordon, I hope after your "three score years & ten", you remembered to renew for new colour-change of "licence", including your vaccination passport certificate, (hind)-sight test & correct blue "monkey-mask"

Type I Face MaskType I R Face MaskType II Face MaskType II R Face MaskFFP2 Face MaskFFP3 Face MaskN95 Face MaskWhen arriving at the pearly "Gates". (where everybody’s dying to get in.) remember, one only has 90 days permission (in a 180 rolling period) ie:

Stay Rule Explained:...

...

The 180-day period keeps rolling, thus, anytime a "traveller" wishes to enter the Heaven Schengen zone, he/she just have to count backwards the last 180 days, and see if they have been present in the (underworld, abyss, inferno,purgatory or Schengen Zone) for more than 90 days throughout that period. If not, apparently they have a vaccine promised, dependent on age of course. (i´m told).

V

Blimey V...

                      I was just going to take my old gas mask and a pair of flame retardent overalls ...just in case I got off at the wrong stop...!

And I can give you 10/10 for your humour and sharp wit....!!

Saludos ,

               Gordon

Madcatwoman

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:25pm

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:25pm

Carry on you lot, I'm enjoying reading this! :)

Granadagordon46

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:54pm

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:54pm

Madcatwoman wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:25pm:

Carry on you lot, I'm enjoying reading this! :)

Yes, MCW, it would be nice to have a little more banter about what is a serious problem for everyone, but a little light humour is such a great tonic.

I'm sure that many people are feeling really 'down' at the moment, so in my opinion some quirky and funny answers would be most welcome.

Hopefully it won't be too long now before we can all return to some normality although I doubt that it will ever be the same.

I really feel for the many newcomers who have become entangled in the Brexit and Covid fiasco, but my advice would be to 'hang on in there' it really will be worth it in the end...

Saludos,

              Gordon

GeraldineMac

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:32pm

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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:32pm

Granadagordon46 wrote on Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:42am:

When I arrived on this planet on 25th February 1946  I received a 100 year life licence and I've just used up 75 years of it.

Now I'm rather 'miffed' to have lost more than one year of my precious time because of covid restrictions, as I'm sure many other people are.

So I've applied for a 12 month extension to my original licence ,and I've  submitted my application verbally by 'prayer mode'.

However I thought it might be wise to also make a written request and at first I thought I could send copies of my application to some of the sub gods.

I considered submitting my applications to Boris at number 10, Downing Street, Donald at Trump Towers and Bill at number one, Microsoft Way, but after some thoughts decided against this as they are only Wanabee Gods....

Oh Well I think I'll just rely on my verbal request...

Saludos,

              Gordon

Fantastic Gordon, made me laugh 😂😂😂

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