Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 7:14pm
Durham Police headquarters.
The phone rings.
Ring! Ring!
Police:
“Hello Durham Police headquarters, wae aye man!”
Home Secretary:
“Hello this is the Secretary of State for the Home Department, you may refer to me as mam and I hope your standing to”
Police:
“Wae aye man, sorry I mean mam, how can we help thee”
Home Secretary:
“I want to speak to Jo Farrell your boss, although technically I’m your boss”
Police:
“One mow please”
Jo Farrell Chief Constable:
“Hi yer, Jo Farrell ere”
Home Secretary:
“Now listen up you worm, Secretary of State for the Home Department, friends call me not-so, although I have no idea why and you are certainly not a friend as you are one of my subordinates. Now I’ll cut to the chase, this issue about DC meister, you are to make sure he is not to face any charges, or else”
Jo Farrell Chief Constable:
“Or else what Home secretary?”
Home Secretary:
“Well you know your budget?”
Jo Farrell Chief Constable:
“What budget?”
Home Secretary:
“Exactly bitch, what budget! DC meister is not to face any charges, get it”
Brrrrrr
Call ended