Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 7:14pm
Durham
Police headquarters.
The phone
rings.
Ring! Ring!
Police:
“Hello
Durham Police headquarters, wae aye man!”
Home
Secretary:
“Hello this
is the Secretary of State for the Home Department, you may refer to me as mam
and I hope your standing to”
Police:
“Wae aye
man, sorry I mean mam, how can we help thee”
Home
Secretary:
“I want to
speak to Jo Farrell your boss, although technically I’m your boss”
Police:
“One mow
please”
Jo Farrell Chief
Constable:
“Hi yer, Jo
Farrell ere”
Home Secretary:
“Now listen
up you worm, Secretary of State for the Home Department, friends call me
not-so, although I have no idea why and you are certainly not a friend as you
are one of my subordinates. Now I’ll cut to the chase, this issue about DC meister,
you are to make sure he is not to face any charges, or else”
Jo Farrell
Chief Constable:
“Or else
what Home secretary?”
Home
Secretary:
“Well you
know your budget?”
Jo Farrell
Chief Constable:
“What
budget?”
Home
Secretary:
“Exactly
bitch, what budget! DC meister is not to face any charges, get it”
Brrrrrr
Call ended