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People in the sea

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:48pm
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Rob60

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Just read this strange letter in the Costa News

Dear Editor

There are lots of humans in the sea at levante beach and they keep standing on us. We sometimes have to bite them to stop this but it isn't working. What are the chances of having the humans removed from the sea.

Regards, Frank(the fish)

PS I used a mobile with an O2 sim that I found on the beach to send this letter.

tebo53

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:54pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:54pm

Rob60 wrote on Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:48pm:

Just read this strange letter in the Costa News

Dear Editor

There are lots of humans in the sea at levante beach and they keep standing on us. We sometimes have to bite them to stop this but it isn't working. What are the chances of having the humans removed from the sea.

Regards, Frank(the fish)

PS I used a mobile with an O2 sim that I found on the beach to send this letter.

Great 👍 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JillPe

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 8:14am

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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 8:14am

Rob60 wrote on Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:48pm:

Just read this strange letter in the Costa News

Dear Editor

There are lots of humans in the sea at levante beach and they keep standing on us. We sometimes have to bite them to stop this but it isn't working. What are the chances of having the humans removed from the sea.

Regards, Frank(the fish)

PS I used a mobile with an O2 sim that I found on the beach to send this letter.

Brilliant. Very funny !! 🤣 😂😂

Anne330

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:14am

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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:14am

Rob60 wrote on Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:48pm:

Just read this strange letter in the Costa News

Dear Editor

There are lots of humans in the sea at levante beach and they keep standing on us. We sometimes have to bite them to stop this but it isn't working. What are the chances of having the humans removed from the sea.

Regards, Frank(the fish)

PS I used a mobile with an O2 sim that I found on the beach to send this letter.

Love it 🤣🤣🤣

Costa Caretaking

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:10am

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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:10am

Hi Frank the Fish

Your English is very good, perhaps you used Google translate 🤣🤣. 

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tebo53

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:58am

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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:58am

Costa Caretaking wrote on Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:10am:

Hi Frank the Fish

Your English is very good, perhaps you used Google translate 🤣🤣. 

Maybe Google translate was installed on the phone he found on the beach..........

Steve 

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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:34am

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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:34am

tebo53 wrote on Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:58am:

Maybe Google translate was installed on the phone he found on the beach..........

Steve 

Of course, silly me!! Let's just hope Frank isn't an illegal immigrant 🤣🤣

DEP003

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:29pm

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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:29pm

What a load of carp!!! Sounds like your all being catfished.  Don't Bass the truth on everything you read.  You cod be getting it all wrong.  This all sounds a bit fishy to me!!! 

elinspain

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 11:29am

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 11:29am

Hello      

If this thread, & also FISH IN THE SEA  proves  anything,  it is  those who have  a  good   sense of humour..... & those who think they have!!

Cheers

Elinspain

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