Posted: Fri Aug 2, 2019 5:41pm
My water feature's not as big as it used to be.
We used to holiday on the island of Formentera, which is all naturist. Margaret once called me the biggest pr*ck on the beach. I thought she was flattering me, but it turned out to be an insult.
Nude beach
A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a
nude beach.
After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while
the son played in the water.
After a while the boy came up to his mother and said,
"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than
yours!"
The mother said,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So the boy went back to play.
Minutes later the boy returned and said,
"Mommy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than
Daddy's."
The mother said the same thing:
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are... "
So the boy went back to play.
Several minutes later the boy ran back to his mother and
said,
"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I
ever saw, and the more he talked, the dumber he got..."