Posted: Mon May 24, 2021 2:30am
Hi Ange
I suspect (and hope) this is a story that will fade from prominence. I have my own conspiracy theory as to why it's getting so much publicity but I wont add that herring here...
Case Study #1
A Ryanair flight arrives from Luton followed 15 minutes later by an Easyjet flight from Manchester. 10 minutes later another Ryanair flight arrives from Glasgow and another from Birmingham. Repeat and repeat again, we've all seen the Departure and Arrivals screens...
Baggage collection is busy and everyone starts filing into Immigration. Non EU passport holders (the badly dressed ones) follow the signs and are met by Border Control Agents. Armed to the teeth, obviously..
Each Border Control Agent has a checklist of tasks and questions. Listen carefully I will say zis only vunce......
1 Examine/verify passport (can you take your glasses off please)
2 Can I see your return ticket please (yes, here it is/no I don't have one/why not)
3 Can I examine your financial position please as it impacts on your little jolly to our lovely country (is that your bank account sir/can you prove that/sorry madam a printed bank statement from 3 weeks ago is unacceptable, next flight home love)
4 Where are you staying please? Can you show your accommodation booking please/ok sir thankyou/oh you don't have one/ok staying with friends eh, ok show me your Carta and be smart about it! What do you mean by staying in your own house please? Prove it, I just don't trust you....
Meanwhile 6 hours have passed, the Immigration hall is packed with 600 people having lunch children or dying, or all 3, the queue is back out to the tarmac and Priti Patel has been on Sky News all morning saying "well THAT'S a hostile environment, I'm nice by comparison!"
Steve