I like it Villas. Brennies for digestion. Could not let it go by without a reply:
Two indigestion tablets walk into a bar and have a pint each.
The barman rings the bell and cries "last orders!"
The indigestion tablet on the right says "it's goodnight from me"
The indigestion tablet on the left says "and it's goodnight from him"
The barman says "Ah, you must be the Two Rennies."