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Brennie

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:17am

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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:17am

I like it Villas. Brennies for digestion. Could not let it go by without a reply:

Two indigestion tablets walk into a bar and have a pint each.

The barman rings the bell and cries "last orders!"

The indigestion tablet on the right says "it's goodnight from me"

The indigestion tablet on the left says "and it's goodnight from him"

The barman says "Ah, you must be the Two Rennies."

LeckyLes

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:57am

LeckyLes

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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:57am

Brennie wrote on Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:17am:

I like it Villas. Brennies for digestion. Could not let it go by without a reply:

Two indigestion tablets walk into a bar and have a pint each.

The barman rings the bell and cries "last orders!"

The indigestion tablet on the right says "it's goodnight from me"

The indigestion tablet on the left says "and it's goodnight from him"

The barman says "Ah,...

... you must be the Two Rennies."

Brennie, I like it 👍😄

Just dont forget to keep on taking the tablets ! 😃

The Two Ronnie's, and 'Fork  andles ', one of the best TV sketches of all time.

Another being John Cleese in Monty Pythons, with his 'Dead Parrot sketch , him again in his Thrashing with a tree branch, of his broken down car in Faulty Towers ,and only Fools and Horses with Del Boy, Rodney ( aka Dave ) , and Grandad lowering and smashing to pieces,  the Chandelier in the Big posh house, and then doing a runner. 💡🤣🤣🤣. 

Loads more too ! 

And before anyone asks, Yes, I do like comedy TV and Yes I do go out , occasionally  ! 

😄

LeckyLes

Brennie

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:50pm

Posts: 13

6 helpful points

Location: Oliva

Joined: 18 Jan 2019

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:50pm

Now, to get back to the topic of Brexit. I never said that Boris J has told lies about Brexit. Did I ? I never said the man was not honest ! So, explain this to me.

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “what are those clocks for?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh.” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible!” said the man.

“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Boris Johnson's clock?” the man asked.

“Oh dear me, Oh him'' says Peter ''His clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan."

arabest

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:39am

Posts: 33

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Location: Villamartin

Joined: 23 Aug 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:39am

You will never make a comedian .. but 1 0 /10 for effort 🤣 even though no logic to  it.. and your others are old hat..  but better than arguing 

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