Corona virus - Page 3

Yep. That sounds like Tommy !!! :) 

Keep these jokes coming please. It’s good to laugh.

I promised her a mink for her birthday on one condition - keep the cage clean!!!!

I went to the Doctor and said I cant stop singing The Green green grass of home. The Doctor said you've got Tom Jones syndrome.I said "is that rare? He said ITS NOT UNUSUSAL!!!! 

I've gone on a whiskey diet...…..lost 3 days already!!!

All brilliant. Still laughing !

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
 
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

 A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'. 

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." 

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Do you  know a man gets knocked down every 10 minutes in the UK?...…………He's really fed up!!!!

The thing with statistics is that they can be used to prove any argument, usually by ignoring a element that goes against what you want the statistics to prove. If this case the element ignored is the infection rate of covid19 versus influenza. Covid19 infection rate is considerably higher, roughly doubly that of influenza, so it is very easily passed from person to person. Left unchecked it will eventually contaminate a vast percentage of the population. Then even if the death rate is at the same level as influenza the number of people dying will be considerably higher simply because more people will have it.

  Added to these deaths will be the additional deaths that will occur because other medical events, cancer, road traffic injuries, etc, etc. cannot be treated as the hospitals are overloaded treating covid19 victims. 

So in summary best follow the government advice wherever you are to  help minimise the spread of this highly contagious virus.

Rgds,

Aitch