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Pisces19

Posted: Mon Apr 6, 2020 3:35pm

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Posted: Mon Apr 6, 2020 3:35pm

Cliff H wrote on Sat Apr 4, 2020 11:47am:

I’m simply refusing to let this virus thing get to me but I’ve just seen a new report about the stesses and strains of self isolation.

It reported that people are going crazy from being in lockdown but I don’t believe all that rubbish.

It was strange, actually because I had just been talking about this to the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she always has to put a different spin on everything, and certainly didn’t say anything to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down she said everything will be fine which surprised me as she is usually the first one to get steamed up over nothing, even though I’m telling you guys I have asked the bin to keep a lid on it.

Thank you Cliff. It gave me a good laugh 

Mutt

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 4:04am

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 4:04am

Villas wrote on Mon Apr 6, 2020 9:23am:

Agree! Also take a look at the thread.

Link: Just an idea
Keep smiling & keep safe.

V

LOL! What can go wrong. 😂🤣😂

Bosque2

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:23am

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Location: Villamartin

Joined: 16 Apr 2018

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:23am

Cliff H wrote on Sat Apr 4, 2020 11:47am:

I’m simply refusing to let this virus thing get to me but I’ve just seen a new report about the stesses and strains of self isolation.

It reported that people are going crazy from being in lockdown but I don’t believe all that rubbish.

It was strange, actually because I had just been talking about this to the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she always has to put a different spin on everything, and certainly didn’t say anything to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down she said everything will be fine which surprised me as she is usually the first one to get steamed up over nothing, even though I’m telling you guys I have asked the bin to keep a lid on it.

Excellent.  Got me to laugh which I am not really into at present

Villas

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:32am

Villas

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:32am

Bosque2 wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:23am:

Excellent.  Got me to laugh which I am not really into at present

You´ve got to have a chuckle:

take a look at Link:  Just an idea
V

Cliff H

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:34am

Cliff H

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:34am

Bosque2 wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:23am:

Excellent.  Got me to laugh which I am not really into at present

Good I know it is not a good time anywhere at the moment. But it is my military humour that helps keep me going (at least it was a clean one)

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Villas

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:36am

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:36am

Cliff H wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 10:34am:

Good I know it is not a good time anywhere at the moment. But it is my military humour that helps keep me going (at least it was a clean one)

Agree!

Villas

Stormy1

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:09am

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:09am

Just to reassure you, you are not crazy......yet.  What language does your appliances speak, mine are all Spanish and I am pretty sure they are talking about me.................lol x

Cliff H

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:30am

Cliff H

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:30am

Stormy1 wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:09am:

Just to reassure you, you are not crazy......yet.  What language does your appliances speak, mine are all Spanish and I am pretty sure they are talking about me.................lol x

Tell them if they don't speak in the language you want you will UNPLUG them. I find that usually works.

Villas

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:45am

Villas

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:45am

Stormy1 wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:09am:

Just to reassure you, you are not crazy......yet.  What language does your appliances speak, mine are all Spanish and I am pretty sure they are talking about me.................lol x

I am partially stir-crazy, talking of which, my quigg liquidizer & convection oven (germany) talk together all the time (I can´t speak German) but I believe they intend on invading the opposite work-surface, where the polisher lives.

The kettle is a Boshe & thinks he´s a windscreen-wiper as I have the same make of the car!. Although the car is a Seat & speaks to me adequately & I understand. I have an electric grill from Holland, but only speaks double-dutch. The only other appliance is Korean (a toaster), & only says "good morning hyundai today  "토스트 좀 드실 래요"?  which is, "want some toast?".Apart from that, me & my kitchen attachments seen pretty sane. 

Hope this helps.

Villas

Cliff H

Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:53am

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Posted: Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:53am

Villas wrote on Tue Apr 7, 2020 11:45am:

I am partially stir-crazy, talking of which, my quigg liquidizer & convection oven (germany) talk together all the time (I can´t speak German) but I believe they intend on invading the opposite work-surface, where the polisher lives.

The kettle is a Boshe & thinks he´s a windscreen-wiper as I have the same make of the car!. Although the car is a Seat & speaks to me adequately & I understand. I have an electric grill from Holland, but only speaks double-dutch. The only other appliance is Korean (a toaster), &...

...amp; only says "good morning hyundai today  "토스트 좀 드실 래요"?  which is, "want some toast?".Apart from that, me & my kitchen attachments seen pretty sane. 

Hope this helps.

Villas

Can't understand what your problem is Villas it sounds like a perfectly normal and sane kitchen to me. Got to go the tin opener is having a go at the kettle. 

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