The scoutmaster asked three boy scouts if they had done their good deed for the day. They said "yes, we helped an old lady across the road" He said "Did that take all three of you to do that?" They said "Yes......she didn't want to go!"
I said "Do you serve shepherds pie?" He said "Of course, as long as they leave their sheep outside!"
The waiter said "Do you want red or white?" I said "I don't mind,I'm colour blind!"