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GlesgaRab wrote on Mon Oct 16, 2023 9:52am:
Hold on a sec, I can’t hear myself think with this alarm going off, what is that racket (ah that’s the alarm, my bullsh*t alarm). Ok people, are we all sitting comfortably, legs in a basket, then I’ll begin. So there’s this English taxi driver who lays golden eggs and sold the Emperor a n...
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...ew coat that only he can see while climbing the beanstalk. One day while driving along the yellow brick road she stopped beside some rocking horse poo, to ask the scarecrow directions to grannies house. You don’t want to go to grannies house said the scarecrow, some illegal aliens have taken it over and refuse to leave, one of them with a big long finger is demanding to phone home. I can sort this said a friendly passer by on his way to Hogwarts. Outside grannies house which was mortgaged amazingly but nearly all paid for after downsizing in Sherwood Forrest, the tall thin stranger took a flute like instrument from his pocket and began to play a tune which was irresistible to squatters and they followed him to Torrevieja where he dumped them in the sea.
Tune in next week boys and girls for the fairytale about Brexit that worked, a Spanish bank with no charges and a summer with sunshine in Glasgow.Love Bo Bo
What a load of tosh but a funny tale - I've BLOCKED GlesgaRab He's just a Troll